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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:58

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.